Poker Club
Welcome to Lozerien’s Online Poker Club. If you’ve met and/or played against me online, you’ll recognize my screen name, a tribute to the region from which sprung my mighty bloodline (or maybe I’m just kidding and I only chose it because it sounded like “loser” but with a classy and/or alien twist — you may never know! Muahahahaaa!).
Okay, enough of that. The important part is neither “Lozerien”, nor even “Club”, but the part that says “Poker”. That’s what we’ll be focusing on here. If you’ve come for the cheese, you may be disappointed. Or not. There’s plenty of cheese to go around, if you know where to look.
Aside from bad jokes, poker has been my passion for decades. I remember playing poker with the doctor who delivered me from my mother’s womb. Obviously, I lost, but in retrospect, it all worked out for the best.
Later on, I discovered winning at poker, which made the game even more fun. My first poker win came from a game of 6-card drudge, with one-eyed Queens wild. I was playing with the worst kids in school, which may be less dangerous than it sounds when you consider that we were still in kindergarten and “bad” meant that you colored the chickens blue. Of course, nowadays you can do that — you know, creativity, self-esteem, multiculturalism and all that stuff — but at the time I was in Catholic school and coloring the chickens blue was considered blasphemy.
Where was I? Oh yes, poker. Love it. Gonna talk about it some more. That and eventually about online casino USA, where you can learn all about online slots, online roulette and other games. But for now, it’s strictly poker. I love the Aussie Millions, if you do and are from that neck of the woods, check out this Australian casino.
I realize that there may still be one or two people out there who aren’t really up to speed when it comes to poker. Don’t be ashamed, we’re all hiding a deep dark embarrassing disgusting secret of some kind (mine involves penguins, patio furniture, and an ingrown toenail).
So I’ll start completely from scratch with poker, and feel free to skip anything that you don’t need. No, really. I won’t be hurt. All I did was spend the entire day slaving over this hot website, and then you come in and shovel down the information without even so much as a “please” or “thank you”. You’re all alike, really…
